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April 09, 2008

All I can say is...

Gerparaframecombof06A certain well-known blogger has ties to the military. Rumor is he is a member of the super elite Navy Otters. A group so secret, few know of its existence.

I tend to think we all need spin doctors and media spokesmen. Nothing like someone spreading your virtues and beatitudes, as well as vices when needed. Who can I enlist? I think Judson is not snippy enough for my tastes. Maybe Michael Guy can paint my life in a ever so sharper tinge of puce.

The knives you see are Gerber Paraframes. Kurt says they look gay. That may be why I like them so much. The serrated edge is very handy for cleaning palm trees. Speaking of foxtail palms, there is a new addition coming to my household. A 7 foot foxtail palm. To be installed on a burm within a limestone garden to be built. Not sure how Kurt will react to that.

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this is NOT what i told you to blog, jay... and yes, I DO CARRY A KNIFE AT ALL TIMES.

furthermore, i have no idea what you wrote in that last paragraph but it is most definitely gay.

me not snippy enough? Kurt must be the devil

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