Contact High
Note: This post was typed whilst they were laying the carpet and applying cove base in the office next door to mine. Nothing like the combination of low-carb nutrition bars, distilled water and the heady aromatic scent of volatile contact cement. Yes I like the smell of my PrismaColor markers, and the smell of pumping gas. No I do not need an intervention. Well at least not on inhalant abuse.
Jake is my Kira. He is my muse, amongst the many others whom I enjoy I reading. Ok, here they are. Jay's Feet in '05. Granted they aren't as pretty as some others in the blog-world. But they are better than some. They are clean, and groomed.
I used to hate feet. Oh lord, hate is too weak a word. Despise, loathe, cringe from, and just think they were plain icky. Mine in particular. Did you know that I never went barefoot as a child? Never wore sandals? Well ok I would wear sandals after my shower, to walk to my bedroom to dress and put on shoes.
Umm what was I saying? Oh yeah feet. Never went barefoot, blah blah blah. Then one day I saw this most gorgeous specimen of hunkiosity in flip-flops. This might have been around the time I met Judson. But it was not Judson. He is blond, and we all know how I feel about blonds. They look better tanned than I do, so I refuse to be seen near them. Umm...oh yeah...hunky soccer dad at the grocery store in flip-flops. First time I ever paid attention to a guys feet. Now his feet weren't model quality at all. Most models tend to have bird like feet, overly sinuos and ropy. Well this guy had manly, and actually very interestingly tanned feet. Like he alternated betwixt Teva, Birks and flips. You get the gist. And yes, his feet did look like Jake's. But of more interest, is that they looked like mine.
Amazing that something I hated on myself, I actually liked on others. I was a Padewan learner with Judson, so I had a lot to learn at this time. Did I mention that contact cement fumes have a greater density and settle to the floor? Did I also mention that that the office suite has an adjoining door that is part of my office proper? Remind me to not light matches. Anyway...hunky guy at grocery store, great legs, great feet...and he would do this thing where he would rise on the balls of his feet. Tippy-toe one might say, as he shifted his weight and waited in line to have them ring-up his sorbet, pitas, Merlot, chicken breast, spinach and feta. Wait a minute...was he gay? So he would stretch, and his calves would elongate and his feet would...
Editor's Note 2: Due to addlepated mind caused by industrial cement, and the fear that grocery store erotic stories might issue forth, this post is closed for today.
OK - I take back what I said - Jake's feet are uglier than yours...
Posted by: Spider | June 16, 2005 at 12:02 PM
I've never really thought about a guys feet before. I knew a guy growing who my sister once said had 'cute feet'. I'm all like, WTF?!? Anyway, I think the first thing I notice about a guy are his hands & arms, but I'm still looking at your foot, and think I could kinda like those. You have cute feet. The one I can see, at least. I think I saw you at That Guy's blog, and you fainted because my KitchenAid is on a shelf in my laundry room, right?
Posted by: Steve | June 16, 2005 at 12:08 PM
The welt on my forehead is barely going down.
Posted by: Jay | June 16, 2005 at 01:54 PM
yep, dem are jays feet.
Posted by: Judson | June 16, 2005 at 02:18 PM
Nothing sexier than a hot guy in jeans and flip flops. Yummy.
Posted by: Vince | June 16, 2005 at 10:01 PM
I agree!
Posted by: Jay | June 17, 2005 at 07:35 AM
Jay, you neglected to mention how long ago this was, like 2000 I think, and yet you still remember what he purchased at the store.
Posted by: Judson | June 18, 2005 at 08:06 AM
I remember what is important in life. Like your height of 4'11".
Posted by: Jay | June 18, 2005 at 08:09 AM
I mean 5'11".
Posted by: Jay | June 18, 2005 at 08:09 AM
I typo one small thing and then I am cursed for life.
See and I never make fun of you for typing 5.5
Posted by: Judson | June 18, 2005 at 08:38 AM
I think you and Ryan have got the best lookin feet so far...and I'm partial to a little fur on the foot...but not Hobbit furry...
Posted by: Jeff | June 20, 2005 at 10:54 AM
parody my foot.
Posted by: Judson | June 20, 2005 at 11:19 AM
Judson, you do not even own flip-flops. And you are the one that got me addicted. Can we mention Cody and Craig?
Posted by: Jay | June 20, 2005 at 11:20 AM
I have the homer simpson flip flops I lifted, err some drunk mostly naked person left in my car. What about C&C its not like I am the one who was asking for pictures of their feet in flipflops, or big trouble either, although he liked having his picture taken, flip flops or no.
ok I am stoping now, I am getting this sort of ugly image in my head of someone pimping out pictures of his much younger gay freinds in flip flops.
Posted by: Judson | June 20, 2005 at 11:27 AM
Oh Judson...you are my hero.
Posted by: Jay | June 20, 2005 at 11:29 AM
That is one FINE ass foot. Can't take my eyes off that long toe.....
Posted by: bentguy | June 20, 2005 at 01:32 PM
After viewing (too) many feet (or, is that foots) today, I must conclude, you really do have cute feet.
Posted by: Steve | June 20, 2005 at 04:44 PM
I am flattered.
Posted by: Jay | June 20, 2005 at 05:00 PM
Hola faretaste
mekodinosad
Posted by: AnferTuto | July 26, 2007 at 11:13 PM